Best Headline of the Day At This Point
Posted on August 14, 2007
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Sometimes, the truth hurts. A lot.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorSnakes in a Suitcase
Posted on August 14, 2007
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Snakes nearly got on a plane, along with crocodiles in Egypt. According to the local media, a Saudi man tried to get his suitcase, which was filled with cobras and baby crocodiles, through security yesterday. The discovery shocked the airport security.
Key quote: “The 22-year-old passenger, identified only as Anas, said he needed the reptiles, which also included chameleons, for scientific research at his university in Saudi Arabia.”
Research, of course. We all know that he was taking these animals to a country where torturing is legal, much like how CIA operatives take suspected terrorists to similar countries for “research.” Keep up the good work, Anas!
In case you were wondering, the Snakes on a Plane jokes may never end.
Written by Bryan McBournieThe evidence is sound
Posted on August 14, 2007
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Prosecutors in L.A. have dropped the investigation of an alleged sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion due to insufficient evidence, and at least one person–OK, Hugh Hefner, of all people–claims that the woman in question made the whole thing up. As if anyone would even think of having sex at the Playboy Mansion!
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorEstoy en amor con un separador
Posted on August 14, 2007
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Illegal immigration takes a dirty (hopefully not) turn as Canadian strip clubs fight for their right to hire foreign workers.
Key quote: “This is one of the professions where there is a worker shortage.“
Really? No crap? Surely, we must be able to loan our neighbors some hot naked people in this time of crisis? Remember people, it’s quantity, not quality!
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorMotorin’, what’s your price per leg?
Posted on August 14, 2007
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Japanese cinema is filled with exaggerations of people’s tolerance for pain. It’s nothing for them to lose a limb or two but keep on their mission of revenge and the fight for their honor. (I’m sorry, did I just sum up every Japanese non-monster movie ever?)
However, at least one man can back up the films’ claims. He severed his leg after scraping against a barrier while riding his motorcycle and didn’t notice until he stopped at the next junction. His friend had to pick up the leg. What a nice guy.
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