Take that, Michael Moore
Posted on August 16, 2007
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A man in South Africa was shot in the side. Three weeks later, hospitals would not operate on him to remove the bullet from his side.
The man is a security guard, who got shot during a burglary. The bullet missed his vital organs, so he does not appear to be in mortal danger. One doctor told him to “walk the pain off.” After all, that’s what those monologuing types in G-man pulp fiction always did.
Written by Bryan McBournieQuick question, everyone
Posted on August 16, 2007
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What’s more dangerous than a dinosaur?
A dinosaur with a gun….and the film that’s being made about it.
With the recent discoveries of fossils and resurrection attempts, this is dangerous a film, ladies and gentlemen. Remember-just say no to CloneDinO.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorThe Cold War heats up
Posted on August 16, 2007
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Russia is so serious about repopulating their country with loyal patriots, they’re even giving citizens a day off of work to copulate. America must respond to this challenge!
I recommend Friday.
For bombing runs, of course.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorI called the witchneighbor
Posted on August 16, 2007
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It’s been a long time since we’ve been troubled by the occult. This blog came down hard against witchdoctors, voodoo and the like over a year ago. Don’t thank us, we’re just doing our job.
However, it seems there may be a resurgence in the trend, after a Wiccan woman was arrested in Wisconsin. Neighbors complained she was being too loud one night, as she chanted and danced around a fire.
Key quote: “He said Barney at one point poured lighter fluid on the fire, in which she was burning rubber car mats and a cooler.”
Sounds like a normal religion to me.