China likes to crack down on everything. They pretty much think that can control whatever they want, from wages to the population. But now they have found a new foe: Buddhists.
Yes, the Chinese government has banned Buddhist monks from reincarnating without permission. Take, that Buddha! Next up on China’s list: Jesus can’t come back unless he asks the Chinese government first.
(Courtesy of Chugs “I’m On Vacation This Week” Taylor)
Atlanta, also called “Hotlanta” by some in the music industry, had been known for many things. It was burned down during the Civil War (and rightly so!), it is home to Coca-Cola and one of the largest aquariums in the world, it has also spawned its own style of rap music, called “crunk.” But Atlanta might be passing a decidedly un-crunk bill.
Baggy pants might be banned within city limits. They believe baggy pants is an important issue facing the country. Obviously, this is true. After all, it’s not like there’s a war on or anything.
After yesterday’s meat-fest, the media has returned to familiar ground. Should celebrities convicted of DUIs and drug charges be given the death sentence? Absolutely.
Drudge Report and other web sites have made it clear that one-to-three days, 30 days or one hour incarcerations are not enough punishment for misdemeanor offenses. And while we believe that rich people should not pay more taxes, the country demands more prison time for heiresses and anorexic actresses.
The Guys know that no amount of jail time will make up for lousy pop singles and horrible reality shows. The only way to make everyone happy? Fry Paris, Lindsay and Nicole.
If you have been to Salem, Massachusetts you know it’s a tourist down capitalizing on its checkered, morbid history with witchcraft. In 2007, it seems the controversy is not over. Someone has been putting raccoon parts on the doorsteps of two businesses in town.
Accused of the crime are two, get this, Wiccans who live in town. We all know that the wiccans are peaceful people, if not a little on the weird side. However, if these two women are taken to court, look forward to the news Salem Witch Trials!
Twenty-year-old Kelvin Jose Pinango was tired of waiting for the police to show up, so his family paid a cab driver to take him to his destination. There was just one minor thing: Kelvin was dead.
He eventually got to his destination–the morgue–and was on his way. Kelvin was murdered on Monday in what they think was a theft of his motorcycle. Police had not showed up to take the body, so his family put him in a cab. It’s my guess he didn’t leave much of a tip.
Kelvin could not be reached for comment.
