A tunnel to certain doom
Posted on August 28, 2007
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The Canadians are at it again. No, not introducing more bad music to the world. Instead they are helping aid salamanders multiply.
Ordinarily, at one Canadian park, the salamanders cross a road at night to go to their favorite breeding spot. Unfortunately for the amphibians, they often get run over by cars during their trek to the love shack. The Canadian government is actually helping the salamanders by installing tunnels for them.
It’s only a matter of time before they start installing tunnels to help the salamanders cross our borders!
Written by Bryan McBournieShe works hard for the money, so hard whatever the rest of the lyrics
Posted on August 28, 2007
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A town councilor in England displays her commitment to family values by working a second (or is it third?) job as a stripper. Her day job is running a witchcraft store, so that sound you hear is the heads of her conservative opponents exploding.
Also….ew?
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorTo catch a cold thief hug
Posted on August 28, 2007
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There’s friendly. There’s really friendly.
And then there’s “stop touching me you strange, strange person!”
Key quote: “One man spilled a drink on Pearce. A little girl refused to let go of her blue sucker, and a little boy kicked and screamed, not wanting to hug a stranger, the newspaper said.“
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorHow’s it taste?
Posted on August 28, 2007
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Men: Are you trying to find a way to break up with your girlfriend but just can’t find the right words? Why not bite the head off her pet snake? That’s what one Northern Ireland man did recently.
Freudian? Sure. But one shouldn’t be dating a woman who owns a snake in the first place. Snakes don’t belong in Ireland anyway, St. Patrick, the warrior of yore, drove them all off the island centuries ago.
Written by Bryan McBournie