A tunnel to certain doom

The Canadians are at it again. No, not introducing more bad music to the world. Instead they are helping aid salamanders multiply.

Ordinarily, at one Canadian park, the salamanders cross a road at night to go to their favorite breeding spot. Unfortunately for the amphibians, they often get run over by cars during their trek to the love shack. The Canadian government is actually helping the salamanders by installing tunnels for them.

It’s only a matter of time before they start installing tunnels to help the salamanders cross our borders!

How’s it taste?

Men: Are you trying to find a way to break up with your girlfriend but just can’t find the right words? Why not bite the head off her pet snake? That’s what one Northern Ireland man did recently.

Freudian? Sure. But one shouldn’t be dating a woman who owns a snake in the first place. Snakes don’t belong in Ireland anyway, St. Patrick, the warrior of yore, drove them all off the island centuries ago.