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Posted on August 30, 2007
Filed Under Booze News, Sex Sells | |

We know it seems like the perfect crime, but doing a naked hula dance to distract a clerk so your buddies can steal beer rarely works out the way you’d hope–especially if you’re not sexy or a hula girl. Next time try wearing a coconut bra. And be female.

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor