Intolerable Cruelty, bears all the hallmarks of a romance–a dashing hero, a beautiful heroine, a series of trials. Yet here the hero is a successful divorce lawyer, the heroine is a manipulative gold-digger, the trials take place in a courtroom, and instead of a heart-piercing Cupid armed with arrows, there’s a private investigator armed with a video camera.
Day: August 31, 2007
Irony in a Shakespeare play? What’s the world coming to?
Irony continues to lash out at the world today, but this time in Aspen, Colorado. An actor playing Brutus in William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar accidentally stabbed himself during the famous assassination scene.
We tried to get a quote out of the Bard, but calls to his home in Stratford-upon-Avon have not been returned.
Irony lost on private school children
Catholic high school students shouted “white power” in a heated classroom debate over immigration.
Let me repeat that: Catholic high school students shouted “white power” in a heated classroom debate over immigration.
Though the Klan has not officially responded, but this blog believes it will be along the lines of sending all papists back to Europe once all the Mexicans are back in Mexico.
Add that to the ‘private’ collection
Call it an ancient trophy. Recently, a fossil from a walrus that lived 12,000 years ago sold for $8,000. No, it wasn’t a skeleton, it was a single bone. In fact, it was a penis bone.
Oh yeah, and it’s 4 1/2 feet long. It’s gut check time, guys. This blog is still getting over the fact that walruses (walri?) have bones in their manly parts. It’s always been used for slang, but these things seems to really be able to back it up. Good thing we killed these things thousands of years ago.