Way before Guy Ritchie’s polished bad boy style and hugely complicated plot twists pulled in the punters, The Sting pioneered the genre. This long time stalwart of basic cable movie channel broadcasting remains an entertaining way to spend a couple of hours and, unlike Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, it’s more about charisma than greed.
Day: September 7, 2007
Guess who’s back? Back again?
That’s right: international bad-boy and archnemesis to architects and airliners alike (+5 alliteration), Osama Bin Laden. (Tell some friends.)
Believe it or not, this is a positive thing:
1) Americans can return to a blissful time when the War on Terrorism made sense. Every war needs its Hitler-equivalent, something noticably lacking since Saddam Hussein’s execution.
2) The ironies of Rambo III and Spies Like Us remains intact.
3) The next president can promise to kill him. For real this time.
On the job … allllllllll night long
Ok, so, I’m a little confused by this story–why would you want to be an online porn star AND a police officer? Personally, I’d think that I would rather focus on the job that has the least potential for me getting shot.
Actually, come to think of it … that could be either of the two jobs. Also, aren’t porn stars and police officer mortal enemies, like cats and dogs, frogs and flies, and mint and chocolate?
Double also: “sleazy activities” being put in a court document is pure comedy.
Manimals
There is only dark, dark news to bring to you today, true believers. The War on Animals seems to have lost one of its closest allies: the British government. They showed their true colors in the most shocking of ways.
The British government has given the OK for scientists to create embryos that are animal-human hybrids. This blog doesn’t have to tell you how bad of an idea this is. This blog doesn’t think what is created would bring “Island of Doctor Moreau”-esque creatures, it would bring ones more like terminators. Except instead of having the appearance of men and insides of a machine, their insides would be animal.
They would use these terminators to get into our camps and kill us whenever they please. It’s time to boycott the English until this decision is reversed!