MasterChugs Theater: ‘The One’
Posted on September 14, 2007
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Jet Li has joined the illustrious dubious ranks of those martial arts stars playing opposite themselves in a film–including Jackie Chan and Jean Claude Van Damme. But instead of playing a long-lost twin brother to himself as in the other films, Li’s actually himself squared–another version of Jet from a different parallel “universe.” That’s right: Only Jet Li can kick Jet Li’s ass. Borrowing from the Many Worlds interpretation of Everett’s Relative-State Formulation of Quantum Mechanics, The One showcases a scenario of what happens when events in these different universes become intertwined.
One for the road
Posted on September 14, 2007
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The words “harvest” and “sperm” should never be used in the same headline. However, after an emergency court ruling in Iowa this week, 23 year old Daniel Christy was legally able to extract sperm from her dying husband for future children.
Written by Bryan SchoolsSausage Fest
Posted on September 14, 2007
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You only get one dinner sausage. Apparently that is enough to set off some inmates in Hobbs, N.M., proving once again that those male prisoners really like their meat.
Written by Bryan SchoolsUnholy alliance
Posted on September 14, 2007
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Even though the War on Animals has been going on for more than a year now, there are still people out there who question its purpose. “What’s the point?” they ask. “Animals are stupid and aren’t really ganging up against us in a global form of King of the Hill.”
Oh really?
A baboon at a Lithuanian zoo named Mitis not only saved a chicken that was going to be fed to other animals in the zoo, he made friends with the chicken. Mitis has even eaten chicken in the past, but has looked beyond that to make friends. Next, this blog expects Mitis and the chicken to have offspring, probably called babickens, and do their part to take over the world.
Written by Bryan McBournieTouch ‘em while you can
Posted on September 14, 2007
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Sarasota County, Florida, is entertaining a proposition that would keep patrons 6 feet away from strippers.
Oh, yeah, and they want to ban alcohol from the strip clubs, too.
This effectively turns the nudie bar into your teenage years: watching porn in a dank, poorly lit environment; unable to buy booze; and surrounded by all your friends who want to masturbate.
Sounds swell, Sarasota.
Written by Rick SneeSchooling the schools of thought
Posted on September 14, 2007
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A new study shows that the differences between liberals and conservatives may differ in more than just their political views. They actually have different ways of thinking.
The study says conservatives like order and are more consistent with the decisions. Liberals, on the other hand, adapt better to unforeseen circumstances and don’t mind ambiguity.
Also, members of the Green party have brains made from 100 percent recycled paper. Libertarians, however, refused to be tested, because it would mean taking off their tin foil hats and allowed the government to hear their thoughts.
(Courtesy of Coleen)
Written by Bryan McBournie