Multiply and conquer

Posted on September 28, 2007
Filed Under War on Animals | |

Someone’s dumping rabbits all over part of Long Island and no one seems to know who. For the first time, this blog is in agreement with animal rights activists: the persons responsible for this must be caught and stopped.

There is no reason to dump live rabbits out into the wild, if Long Island can be called such a place. There, they will only procreate and create new armies for us to fight. Instead, dead rabbits should be spread all over, sending a mafia-style message to those that live. We must strike fear into our enemy’s heart.

Written by Bryan McBournie