Looking for some fun activities in Tennessee? Our suggestion, if you are looking for a homosexual romp, is to look elsewhere.
Forty men were arrested for homosexual acts in public parks in Johnson City, Tennessee. Yes, really, in Johnson City. One would think it’s a safe haven for things like that.
This blog suggests if this news is making you think twice about your vacation plans, head down to neighboring Alabama. While you’re there, say hello to Guy Rick Snee.
(Courtesy of Cat H.)
Remember, folks: porn doesn’t kill people, disgruntled girlfriends who kill their significant others after discovering their porn stashes kill people. SG just thought it was worth pointing out the difference just in case you thought porn itself was, you know, bad or something.
I’ve heard of mules carrying the drubs in their butts, but frankly, this is a bit ridiculous. Though I might be interested in the concept of hearing Don Rickles on ecstasy. Just because.
By the way, a run down for those that may not have them: Mr. Potato Head, Darth Tater, RS-Potatoo, Spider-spud, and Optimash Prime.
Oh, and I nearly forgot, Stuffed Potato.
Ever wondered how you, too, can get your house egged, TPed and poo-sacked in one night? Just follow these easy steps as outlined by 700 Club flunkie, Lori D’Augostine.
Key quotes of the monster in action:
“I personally plan on dressing my children up in Biblical and God-honoring characters that will draw people to ask questions.”
“Scripture Candy, the makers of Fish Mints™ contain wrappers that have scriptural text. Also, EvangeCandy,”the only candy with color-coded Gospels on every wrapper” are fun for children.”
Remember those boring days in high school civics class when you had to learn how laws are made? Ohio State Rep. Matthew Barrett found a way to keep kids’ attention on the subject.
Nudity.
During a presentation to a high school class, Barrett’s computer accidentally projected a picture of a naked woman onto the projector screen. Barrett said he did not know where the picture came from. Students said they found it was more interesting learning how babies are made than laws.
