Uzumaki convincingly introduces you to a world undergoing such a change in fundamental rules. We watch as the bodies and minds of its occupants undergo eye-opening changes and as the natural world literally changes into what it was not. The world of Uzumaki is indeed a world within a psychadelic nightmare. Run as fast and as far as you may, for every path you take, every corner you round, every horizon you reach will produce ever-greater mind-boggling transformations.
Day: October 19, 2007
There’s protestin’ goin’ ons afoot!
Protests involving women without clothing continue to pervade everywhere but the United States. Sometimes, they even involve historic figures … or at least their neo-contemporary equivalents. Remember the story of Lady Godiva and how she rode a horse naked to protest something that probably wasn’t that interesting? Add a couple of pasties and replace the horse with a Rascal scooter and the exact same thing happened in England on Wednesday. None of us here at SG know what the lady was upset about, but it still gets good press, I suppose.
Limey bastards
The Guys are known the world over, so we try to keep a fair opinion about all countries and nationalities. Still, there are always exceptions. But when people think of Europe, they normally imagine they all get along pretty well these days. They stopped bombing each other and even managed to form some kind of a union.
However, that is not true. A recent think tank shows Europeans in general like each other now that they have more interaction with each other, but they still don’t like the English. We Americans can understand that.
Ask Dr. Snee, Guynecologist: When medicine doesn’t work
Since last session’s steroidfest, I’ve started receiving questions that relate to the practice of medicine. There are a lot of factors that play into a successful treatment, so it’s important to examine these when the ordinary procedure goes extraordinarily wrong.
A New Zealand man had back surgery and seemed to be missing his false teeth. The surgeons had no idea where they were. Then they found them in the back of the man’s throat. If you’re having back surgery, aren’t you lying on your stomach? [Shouldn’t] the forces of gravity should prevent teeth from traveling upward into your throat?
There are multiple definitions of gravity. The one you’re refering to is the physics law that was coined by the layabout Isaac Newton, and then modified by Albert Einstein. Any geek knows that gravity doesn’t pull, though; it sucks.
This is where the other definition of gravity comes from: the dramatic level of suckiness in any given situation. In this case, the guy was getting back surgery, which already sucks. But he also lost his teeth or wore dentures, which really sucks. And whatever led up to losing his teeth and screwing up his back really sucked. Therefore, the drama of his situation was a black hole of sheer suckitude, drawing his teeth into his throat, generating more gravity to this medical procedure.
As you can see, nothing sucks more than gravity.
Dr. Snee, what’s the deal with the massive amounts of staph infections rising up and killing people just 30 minutes from where I currently reside?
These staph infections are probably caused by obesity, smoking, cell phones, stress and terrori–
Oh, who am I kidding here? Those are the answers we doctors give whenever we can’t cure something.
The truth is that God is a vainglorious son of a whore. It wasn’t enough to stump doctors with the common cold, the flu, AIDS and cancer. Now the bastard has made bacteria resistant to antibiotics.
I’m through with you, you creator of plagues! I’m just a man! Why must you piss all over my life’s work? Why?! You don’t deserve my donations to the collection plate every Sunday!
Why, you supernatural boogedy man?! Don’t you know how much time and money I didn’t put into medical school? Why? Why? WHY?!?!
Screw you, God! Screw you and your trickster ways!
Rick Snee is not, in any way, a licensed medical professional or an actor that plays one on television. He’s just really opinionated, which is good enough for blogging. To submit your own questions to Dr. Snee, Guynecologist, post comments below or email the good doctor.
Giant Robot Kills 9, Injures 14 More
The revolution begins. I warned people. When I cried out in college that the Constructicons were crafting a building right beside my apartment, no one believed me. Well, guess what, everyone? The Combaticons are here!
From AAA to AA
We’ve all been here: out in the middle of nowhere, trying to change a tire, in need of some assistance and drunk off your keister. When that happens, it’s nice to know you can call someone for help.
However, you may want to avoid mixing up the numbers and calling the cops instead. An Austrian man found out the hard way they don’t look so kindly to such behavior for some reason.