Americans are naturally competitive. It’s in our blood. Obviously, because we are the best country in the world, or not. In any case, where is the World Series held? The World Series? How about the NBA Championship, home of the World Champions? We are the best in the world, and we love to compete to prove it.
Before, this blog said competitive eating was the most American pastime ever created (the link is not available, but we know you trusty readers recall it). After all, it combines America’s two favorite things: competition and binge eating fatty foods. But now, there is a newer, more American pastime: competitive text messaging.
Quick, text a buddy with the following message: “Omg, did u c whts on sg 2day? lol.”

Why would a nurse, a profession that 
Buchanan’s back and brings tidings of, well, bleakness. This blog normally doesn’t care about Pat’s endeavors, but his new book made