Collision watch 2007

Posted on December 21, 2007
Filed Under It Must Be Science! | |

We’re in danger! An asteroid’s falling! Prepare for impact! Quick, someone get all the necessary supplies for this: Bruce Willis, Aerosmith, an oil company, and Michael Bay. We’ll show that asteroid what for! We’ll teach it that you can’t mess with … wait, what? It’s gonna hit Mars, and not us. In fact, the impact may not even be “dinosaurs go bye-bye” level? In that case, someone just call RATT instead.

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor