It’s a difficult age
Posted on December 31, 2007
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Proving that it’s a miracle most children live past middle school, a 12-year-old in Sequim, Washington sent his local Applebee’s into a tizzy by scrawling “help me” on his placemate.
The restuarant staff found the crayon wolf-cry under his plate, presumbly after the porter’s three-hour smoke break. A manhunt for the boy and his two adult male companions ensued. There is still no word on whether the diners were offered the restaurant chain’s new Jalapeno Nacho Popper Kickers ‘Skins as an appetizer.
Once it was exposed as a hoax, a new manhunt was launched.
Local police have suggested billing the boy’s parents for the search costs, but this blog recommends a better solution: a town spanking. All rescue parties get a swing.
Written by Rick SneeComments
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