How does any state-related joke begin? “So I hear that Florida …” Every now and then, though, something interesting does happen down there that doesn’t involve meth lab explosions or paternity suits. In this case, it’s evolution.
Continue reading Take it from Snee: ‘Taught’ not same as ‘learned’
Though China may be trying to catch up in the space race, once again, American ingenuity proved it still leads the way in the killing animals race (a title we have held since the fall of the Soviet Union).
In a nothing short of genius move by the U.S. government, we found a way to stick it to the Chinese while simultaneously killing a number of our enemy’s ranks. Send our international commercial planes loaded up with mouse-laden cargo. Most of the mice will die from the temperatures and lack of air pressure, but the ones that survive will be the hardiest of their species, ready to wreak havoc on the Chinese.
Take THAT, Mao!
In honor of four Texas teens who were suspended for refusing to cut their hair, this blog presents the following argument:
To sing along at work: Continue reading A musical interlude
Attention all travelers: Be extra careful if you hook up with someone you met on the intartubes for sex totally legal illegal couplings and decide to do it on a railway station platform, because you might get caught by a transport police inspector … even if you happen to be a transport police inspector yourself. Remember people, irony does not pay, nor will it help you keep your job.
Citizens, our nation’s drinking establishments are under attack! First, they allowed in women banned gambling, then they enforced last call, then they banned smoking, now they want to ban every single other reason you go to a bar in the first place.
A bill currently before the St. Charles, Missouri City Council would ban swearing, profane music, drinking contests and of course, table dancing. Everyone knows a trip to the bar is not complete unless someone is dancing on a table. They might as well ban garnishes, as well.
“The proposal would ban indecent, profane or obscene language, songs, entertainment and literature at bars.”
Literature? You mean your average Joe can’t go to a bar and read his favorite book because it says the S-word? Why else would anyone go to a bar? They are the nation’s new coffee shops.
