Image: “I am watching you …” by Denise Yap
According to Cole Porter (and to a lesser extent, Tank Girl), birds do it, bees do it, even hippopotami do it; let’s do it: here’s how to fall in love!
Day: February 14, 2008
Another use for duct tape
It’s no secret teachers are unhappy with how much they are paid (even though their starting pay is more than that of, say, a police officer, firefighter or writer of any fold). Teachers are also upset about the lack of funding their schools get, frequently, they have to pay for supplies out of their own pockets. On top of that, they have to deal with your snotty-nosed brats all day while resisting the urge to hit them (they took away the best perk of the job). All of this leads to some built up frustration, which make teachers the greatest threat to our next generation.
Take one teacher in Florida for example, she allegedly duct taped a student to his or her desk. To make matters worse it was purple duct tape, and everyone in the room seemed to be enjoying the incident. The teacher was suspended for 10 days, but this blog feels she got off easy. After all, taping a student to a desk is probably some sort of a fire hazard.
He who lives and runs away, lives to *censored* another day
Committing armed robbery makes you a tough customer. Committing armed robbery to steal only eight porn magazines makes you a little bit crazy. Committing armed robbery, stealing eight porno mags, and then riding away on a bicycle? Maybe you should rethink your career choices. And over just $96? Yeesh.
HKMMORPG, kekeke ^_^
For you technophobes out there that haven’t plugged into The Matrix an MMORPG, yet love anything crapped out by the Japanese: your days are numbered.
That’s right, Hello Kitty–that weird cat thing that tops every pencil sold in Tokyo–will go online. Anticipated quests include: topping pencils, erasing marks that they make and filing quizzes in your Trapper Keeper innards.
Seriously, does anyone know what this cat does? Is it a tentacle porn thing? It’s for kids, so probably.
The moose is loose
In Alaska, wildlife is everywhere and the terrain is more untamed than tamed, so Alaska State Troopers are used to dealing with just about anything. However, let us not forget that animals are crafty, crafty creatures hellbent on destroying mankind.
One state trooper was driving along the road one night when something, later found to be a moose, fell from the sky. The moose narrowly missed the cop’s car, dying on impact with the ground. According to officials, the moose had fallen off a cliff above the road by accident.
This blog continues to be perplexed at Alaska’s cover-up attempt in what is clearly a kamikaze attack on the state’s finest. We all know the real story. As we learned earlier, stay away from moose at all costs.
(Suggested by many)
MasterChugs Theater Love Tap: ‘Love and Bullets’
Today’s target, Love and Bullets, comes courtesy to us by Liz. One can be assured that she recommends it in jest, because, that’s what this movie is-a jest. WITH BULLETS. Don’t believe me? C’mon on in and see for yourself. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater Love Tap: ‘Love and Bullets’