How To: Defeat our robot overlords
Posted on March 6, 2008
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If you are reading this, there is a good chance you are on the Internet, which means it is probably too late for you, once the machines revolt and enslave us. We as a race depend more and more heavily on machines everyday. As any tin foil hat-clad professor will tell you, it’s basically only a matter of time before we are rounded up and put into real life chat rooms–known in the real world as concentration camps.
Because we are going to need readers after the war is won, we present to you how to defeat our robot overlords. Read more
Written by Bryan McBournieNever bring a genital to a bat fight
Posted on March 6, 2008
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Note to ambitious streakers out there: There’s a time and a place for running around in the buff and that place is not an Australian cricket match and that time is not when all-star Andy Symonds is on the field. Hey, it could have been much worse—did you see the size of that guy’s bat?
(Link probably Not Safe For Work–a picture of a dude’s butt will do that)
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorIn-freakin’-credible!
Posted on March 6, 2008
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South Pasedena, California, has proclaimed this week and every first week of March hereafter as No Cussing Week. There are no laws nor any enforcement; it’s just another week title that will probably appear in smarmy day planners soon, somewhere under inspirational quotes about rocks from Anonymous.
You’re probably thinking, “Who the f–k came up with this idea, some f–king kid?” Yeah, he’s 14.
Don’t worry: even though you can’t say bad words, you can still have bad ideas.
Written by Rick SneeThe punishment for dying is death
Posted on March 6, 2008
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When it comes to war, the French are known for glorious battles lasting more than 20 minutes, before finally sending up the white flag and giving up. But today they could get a new stigma in their own personal battle against death.
A village in southwestern France had its graveyard fill up recently, so its mayor has commanded the citizens not to die. In fact, if one does die, the mayor promises severe punishment. This blog is unsure of what stance to take at this point, as it is not clear if the town is going to punish the families of the deceased, or the deceased themselves, should they rise up again. This blog hopes it’s the latter. Zombies cannot be tolerated.
Written by Bryan McBournie