OL, so most a few of my 2008 Predictions were proven wrong. (There’s no point in revisiting any of them or eating any crow.) I’ve learned my lesson about dabbling in the dark, forbidden arts and will never repeat my mistakes again.
So, now I’m going to make a prediction that I can smugly point to for 20 years before proven wrong. I hereby introduce my first in a series of 2028 news predictions. Continue reading Take it from Snee: 2028 Predictions
Few singers have break out hits that are really about their personal lives, Amy Winehouse is one of those few. (For those of you who don’t know, her hit single is “Sweet Home Alabama.”) The English singer has been in and out and in and out of rehab, but now it appears she’s in trouble with the law once again.
Winehouse, whose name appears to be as booze-soaked as she was, took on two men in a barroom brawl in London recently. She allegedly hit one man who got in her way while she was playing pool and headbutted a “bloke” as he tried to hail her a cab–both grounds for suspected assault.
Oddly enough, alcohol may have been involved.
Sukayu, one of the Japan’s most famous hot spring resorts, has a slight problem: ladies are sick and tired of the guys taking glances at their pride and joy. This is an easy enough problem to fix, right? Just erect a wall, and hey, everything’s taken care of. No fuss, no muss, right?
The fuss is of epic proportions.
Sukayu has always been a mixed bath, meaning that the starers and the stare-ees bathe together. Additionally, by blocking the stares of pervs, they would be breaking a tradition ranging over 320 years old. Oh, the choices to make! Such choices!
Hey, Japan, here’s a little hint, free of charge: if this bath thing is 320 years old and still popular, it’s probably because these guys know they can get clean and sneak a peek at the same time. I’m just saying, is all.
13 lacrosse players were suspended from Huron High School in Ann Arbor, Mich., for a … cheeky shenanigan. They wrote a prom invitation to Carolyn Campbell across their hineys, the last several asking “Yes or No?,” for Kristoff Wennersten.
In response, she chose not to make Wennersten the butt of the joke and patted his tookhas, which was marked as “yes.” (You can’t spell “Wennersten” without “wenner.”)
However, scores of other parents, who were waiting for Kristoff to ask them, felt rebuffed and complained to Huron High. An anonymous source says that one mother called the situation “sh–ty.”
Attention residents of Florida, be on the lookout for the Lakeland 15.
Authorities say 15 monkeys have escaped from a modern day Alcatraz for primates. The monkeys escaped by swimming across a pond from the island where they were being held. How lax can security be? Do they not know that monkeys can swim? It’s only gorillas that are afraid of water (if the Congo tells us anything about life).
They claim the monkeys are not dangerous, but we know better. These supermonkeys obviously are hellbent on bringing an end to life in Florida, which is the sole job of Floridians. We would tell you to arm yourselves, but we already know you did.
