Money money money mo—-ney!
Posted on May 1, 2008
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Money!
Or, more accurately, lack thereof.
Hey everyone, I’ve got a hot tip for you! Are you just fiendin’ to get that record business up and going, but lack the actual capital to do so? Of course you are! Why bother letting something as inconsequential as not having the proper amount of money hold back? Don’t stop at some Check Cashing or Payday Advance store to get the finances that you need. That won’t work. Here’s the hot tip: forge a check for 360 billion dollars from your girlfriend’s mother. It’s a victim-less crime! Now that’s the secret to success!
(Story courtesy of Alex H.)
Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor
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