You Missed It: You know how they go edition

It’s a beautiful day for most of the country? Why? Because it’s a Friday and there aren’t many tornadoes touching down across the Lower 48. If you were busy winning the Stanley Cup this week, odds are you missed it.

International Space Rest Station
Astronauts aboard the space shuttle Discovery this week took to space for many important missions, the most important to those already up there was the fixing of the bathroom on the International Space Station. The Discovery crew became the first space plumbers when they fixed the toilet with one giant plunge for mankind.

Terrorist trials
Two members of Al Qaeda on trial this week told a military judge they wish to be matryrs. One of the men, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, said after that picture of him being captured with his hair are mussed up looking like he just woke up, he was so embarassed he wanted to die.

Obama wins Democratic nomination
Sen. Barack Obama, in the final week of primary elections, claimed victory over Sen. Hillary Clinton, who conceded the race much later. The Obama camp was all smiles after Tuesday’s results. Also all smiles? The citizens of Montana and South Dakota, because their votes actually mattered in a primary.

‘Star Trek’ wedding
George Takei is getting married to his boyfriend soon, any it is said to be a small wedding. Takei said recently that he was not sure if his former “Star Trek” cast members will be invited. William Shatner was shocked, because they are having a “Trek” wedding in Vegas.

Surprise! You haven’t been married for the past ten years

Divorce can be a long, painful process for some people. However, it is usually something wanted by both parties. This could not be said for a couple in India recently.

A married couple, presumedly happy, found out they had been divorced without their knowledge. On top of that, the divorce had happened a decade earlier. Apparently, the husband’s brother, who is a lawyer, had forged a divorce filing when the couple was having problems and his side of the family was concerned she would file something against them.

The husband claims he knows nothing about it, no word yet as to when he will be out of the dog house.