Warrior of the Week: Kasey Edwards
Posted on June 24, 2008
Filed Under War on Animals | |
Sometimes animals are so scary that we’re ready to give up and die after one bite.
Not so for Kasey Edwards, who was attacked by an 11-foot alligator while swimming in Lake Okeechobee, Florida. The “gator,” as the locals call it, chomped off his arm about “4 inches above the elbow.”
Did this faze Edwards? Not at all.
“It was a pretty humbling experience,” said Edwards, who was difficult to understand because his ginormous testicles kept getting in the way.
He stared down the “gator” for 10 seconds, and then gouged the scaly beast’s eye out with one of his remaining five fingers.
We salute you, Mr. Edwards. Not only did you kick an alligator’s ass, but you did it just like in the movies.
Written by Rick SneeUpdate (6/27/2008):
For those just tuning in to this article, SeriouslyGuys has updated Mr. Edwards’ hero-status!
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