The McBournie Minute: It’s all about you
Posted on June 30, 2008
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If you are reading this, there is a pretty good chance you are a pervert. I say that not to be offensive, but to point out that you, the reader, seem to find us through some rather unorthodox searches online. So, like this blog’s authors, our readers are freaky-deaky.
According to our site’s info-gathering stuff (”dohickeys” is the proper term), day after day the most commonly searched for phrase that leads to SG is, ready for it? “Inverted nipples.” Now, I am not really sure what these are, but it sounds to me like some people out there enjoy breasts that are concave or something. Really? People find that hot? Who are these people and who even knew inverted nipples existed (aside from Bryan Schools).
Hit the jump to find out what you apparently are into.
There is even more evidence that our readers are boob lovers: on any given day, the post that brings in the most hits is Office of Boob Investigations under siege. This is probably because the headline contains the word “boob” in it, so it comes up in searches a great deal. I fully support this. If it were up to me, “boob” would be in all of our headlines.
The other search terms can be jumbled a bit and vary from day to day. However, some of the most common ones are “sorority girls” and “pillow fights.” This, one can assume, means that people are interested in collegiate-aged women with greek letters on their chests who now and again enjoy beating each other with soft objects every now and then. My girlfriend is a reformed sorority girl and she has informed me that yes, all they ever do is have pillow fights. It is actually a part of their super-secret meetings. I for one am proud that we can be your source for sorority girl pillow fights, though we do not actually have any photos of such activities on this site.
But you are not all about the sexy stuff, sometimes you use SG for our insightful articles that tell you how to do things. This is why you search for “how to fake your own death” and “how to pick up girls on myspace.” These two things go hand in hand. What better way get that cute girl’s attention than to fake your own death? People are more apt to talk about their true feelings for someone if they are at that person’s funeral. So now you can listen in and hear just what everyone thinks of you. Won’t they be surprised when you jump out from the casket!
And so, dear reader, we appreciate you reading and dropping by to find out the latest on things like this. Keep coming back and we promise to have more inverted nipples.
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I still squeal when I see my friends and wear pink pants… can’t be that reformed.