If you’ve been hunting sharks in Georgia and leaving their corpses along rural roads as a warning to Land Sharks and species traitors alike, then we’d love to hear your story.
Until we can mail some medals to somebody, we’ll just assume that the War on Animals is becoming the cause du jour of a silent majority.
In the latest of incidents as to why all of Europe thinks we are nothing but Mike’s Hard Lemonade drinking sissies, New Orleans hosted its second annual running of the rolling girls with taped on horns. If you’re going to have a devil-possesed bovine chase after you, we suggest you go for the real deal in Spain, less you meet your maker by this.
Tradition is a hard thing to break. For some, it’s about touching a special object. For others, it’s performing an act in an OCD-like manner. Yet still, for some, it involves exposing their gluteus maximus to a passing vehicle. To paraphrase Ron Burgundy, “You stay classy, Laguna Niguel“.
Unfortunately, classy is all they shall stay. Police in Laguna Niguel, California, broke up the annual mooning of the Amtrak trains, a 29-year tradition that has never once caused a rail disaster. Well, not one involving a train anyway. The reason behind it? Apparently, some in the group became a bit more ambitious than others and showed parts of their body that wasn’t their butt. SHOCK AND DISMAY!
Just announced this morning is some bad news: the Belgian-owned InBev has bought Anheuser-Busch for $52 billion. While I am not really shocked by the announcement, we mentioned the potential deal a month ago, I am quite dismayed.
I am not and never have been a fan of Budweiser products, not unless I wanted larger burps and a worse headache. The taste of Bud was never pleasing to me, either. But what is sad is that now one of America’s prides, not to mention the country’s largest brewer, is foreign owned. Over a century ago, European immigrants, many of them German, took their recipes to the U.S. in hopes of making new beer. Their names were Anheuser, Busch, Schlitz, Coors and Miller. Now, nearly all of them are owned by Europeans. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: The Bud is no longer for you
