From zero to drunk in 0.491

Posted on July 23, 2008
Filed Under Booze News | |

Stanley Kobierowski (Ko-beer-ow-ski) of Rhode Island was arrested early on Tuesday morning after his car crashed into an Interstate 95 message board. After allegedly attempting to, but clearly being too drunk to resist arrest, the Bier man was taken into police custody and showed BAC readings of 0.489 and 0.491. The last person we knew that hit 0.400 was Ted Williams. And given that WIlliams is dead, and 0.5 usually means you’re dead, we’re assuming it was a wicked hangover.

Written by Bryan Schools