Eat My Sports: Manny to the Angels? I’d be Vlad to hear it
Posted on July 29, 2008
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Seven and a half years. I’ve seen shorter marriages. I’ve seen couples be together twice as long and not even go through half as much. Seven and a half years. We fell in love with the goofiness, the laid back attitude, even questionable hairstyles. We’ve won two World Series titles that never would have happened, nor meant nearly as much without him. Seven and a half years. But now, Manny Ramirez, we’ll never be able to quit you, but I think it’s time for the immanent divorce. You had us at “hello,” now we need to end this with “goodbye.” That’s right, a Jerry Maguire reference, I write this column for some seriously, sensitive dudes! Read more
Written by Bryan SchoolsAwwwwwww!
Posted on July 29, 2008
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WARNING: This video from CNN contains footage of the two most adorable little puppy dogs you’ll see all day …
… as they’re hauled off by police for killing a two-month-old baby.
One suspect is a small pug, but the primary suspect is a six-month-old black lab, who loves being hand-carried, kisses and the blood of the innocent. Neither has fessed up to the crime, yet, but police have not ruled out enhanced interrogation techniques like blowing in their faces while they lick the air.
They’re not so cute now, eh PETA?
Written by Rick SneeInside job
Posted on July 29, 2008
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Last week we warned you about the six-legged freak of a deer that resides in Georgia. Well after an attack from our double agent dog, the deer has found a home with George Gallagher of Berry College in order to prevent this animal nuclear weapon from becoming exatly what it is, a “circus sideshow.”
Gallagher offers refuge for “unique” animals, we can only hope that she is studying the enemy to learn their weaknesses.
Written by Bryan SchoolsChippendale off the old block
Posted on July 29, 2008
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We know it’s a crime to impersonate a police officer, but impersonating a Chippendale dancer? That’s exactly what happened in Culpeper, VA over the weekend. According to the official Chippendale headquarters, hq, for short, Culpeper was not on the official tour. And folks, we’re thinking the same thing you are: the Rescue Rangers are on tour?
Written by Bryan Schools