Cat got your tongue, steak, chicken and whatever else you have to eat

Posted on July 30, 2008
Filed Under War on Animals | |

Cats: they’re free-loading furballs who cough up messes on your carpet and consider licking themselves an actual form of bathing. They are of the same family as tigers and lions, some of the most vicious man-eaters of our time.

Now we have Princess Chunk, a 44-pound snow white cat from New Jersey. We know what you’re thinking, only in Jersey could there be a near 50-pound heffer of a feline. Princess Chunk was found by a local animal shelter wandering the streets, perhaps looking for her next meal. We can only speculate that Chunk is done with cat food and is migrating towards humans, the beast must be stopped!

Written by Bryan Schools