Be on the lookout for nothing
Posted on August 1, 2008
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Niagra, Wisconsin is being terrorized by a gun man in camoflauge. He sticks to the woods and carries an assualt rifle, managing to shoot four people already–killing three. His people count could have been higher, but he’s in the woods.
So how has he managed to shoot so many people already? We can’t see him. (Even CNN doesn’t have a picture!) Hell, nobody called the police for the first two because everyone thought it was the Predator, and killing him will just trigger a nuclear blast.
So, be on the lookout, citizens. If you don’t see him, do not try to apprehend him. Tell the police where he might be lurking and don’t reveal any weapons. (That’ll just give your death some honor.)
Written by Rick Snee
UPDATE (8/1/08):
They got him! … Or did they?
Keep your eyes in the skies, and set on heat-detection mode.
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If you know about it, you can take the police to that place or forest and why he is killing the people? Any motive behind it
Why this guy is killing innocent people as they are not guilty.
Have police arrested this guy or he still doing the same thing as he was doing(killing innocent people).
I think if he has arrested then he has to be hanged in the market infront of the people cuz it has to be a sign of lasting for others.