Great, bears, now you’re putting the whole station in danger

Posted on August 11, 2008
Filed Under War on Animals | |

War on Animals Alert: Code Red!

Somehow the bears have found out about our efforts against the animal kingdom, and they’re fighting back. A Vancouver woman was gardening last week, when she was attacked, and bitten several times. Early reports detail that there was in fact no pic-a-nic basket.

Lucky for Canadians and SG readers everywhere, a local police officer shot and killed the oversized Teddy Ruxben on location.

Written by Bryan Schools