You’re doing it wrong
Posted on August 11, 2008
Filed Under Sex Sells, What a Reach! | |
A bunch of people who are no good at sex are claiming their replacement habits are better than “it.” Among the activities listed in the CNN article are:
- Wearing sexy shoes
- Hiking
- Mountain climbing
- Looking at a baby’s smile (pervert)
- Receiving money or praise
- Shopping
- Public speaking
- Fine dining
OK, so even if we’re gonna admit these things are really, really nice, there’s still one question: what if you’re having sex while doing all that stuff?
Porn has taught us one thing: it can’t be better than sex if you could improve it with sex. (Take that, skydiving!) (OR, take that skydiving.)
Written by Rick SneeComments
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