Loneliness, like joy, is an international feeling. It can even reach the land of the Australian outback. The poor men in a remote mining town are finding themselves downright sad about their singularity. It is hard for men, particularly in such a Freudian line of work, to go for long stretches of time without the presence of women.
Luckily, the citizens of Sausage Fest Mount Isa can trust in their elected officials to help them out in a compassionate, professional and respectful manner. The local government understands its people and is ready to start a sensitive, mature campaign to encourage people to move there.
“May I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa,” said Mayor John Molony.
We know. This sounds like a win-win situation. The miners can take of their beflashlighted hats and spend time with women, even if they have to share with five other “blokes” in what will most likely result in a violation of Aussie sex laws. Also, ugly chicks will no longer have to wait until last call to find a ride home. Instead, they can capitalize on the lowered standards of the masses. Their date cards could end up being rather full, all for the low cost of moving to the middle of nowhere.