Monkey see, monkey run

Posted on August 20, 2008
Filed Under War on Animals | |

Not helping their own cause, the animals have started making their fight against humans a bit too obvious these days. From suspected llamas causing car crashes to now a monkey trying to evade Tokyo police for almost two hours, it appears we have hit these bastards where it hurts.

The monkey was originally spotted by the automated ticket gates. Now, why would a monkey need to get on a train so badly that he would try to escape police custody for two hours? Early speculation: Suicide Monkeys!!!

Written by Bryan Schools