Eat My Sports: &%$@ it, I’m becoming a women’s basketball fan

Don’t read to much into the headline children, that was a direct quote, from a New York Yankees fan.

I love baseball so much more now. Sure, the Boston Red Sox are 4.5 games back of the Tampa Bay Rays and only one game up in the Wild Card. However, my main goal of the season, as a Sox fan, was no matter what the outcome, just to be ahead of NY when the final game of the season came to an end. Truth be told, I’m honestly really hoping for a post-Manny playoff push now, but the fact that the Yankees are almost down and out brings a smile to my face. Continue reading Eat My Sports: &%$@ it, I’m becoming a women’s basketball fan

For shame, Elizabeth Edwards

SeriouslyReaders, we’re gonna take a minute to talk to Elizabeth Edwards for a post. You can read along, but it won’t be pretty.

How dare you, Elizabeth? What gives you the right to keep your husband’s affair a secret? Huh?

Look, Betty: we’re the American people. Your husband is famous. That means he’s ours to rake over the coals.

Your choices in this were limited to a) looking like a victim or b) kicking him to the curb so we can date him send him to prison or something.

It’s almost like you cheated on us.

Shh, it’s OK. Don’t cry. We’re not mad at you … just disappointed.

Unity. Togetherness. Solidarity. No clothing.

Nude figure models of the world unite! These are the things that guilds stand for-and you should be able to get them too. Seriously, because someone has started a guild for naked models in Washington D.C.. There is no worst case scenario. After all, you have nothing to lose-you already took your clothes off, right?

Sorry strippers, you’re not allowed in. You take your clothes off and put them on again far too often in a two minute period.

It’s 10 items or FEWER!

In crime news this morning, some vigilantes who have been hitting across the country have been apprehended, according to police.

These vigilantes allegedly have quite the list of hits under their belts. And yes, they have been branded by the media as “self-styled.” This pair pled guilty to one of the crimes attributed to them–this one on federal land–just last week.

Yes, authorities say they have caught the dreaded Typo Vigilantes, who roam the country, correcting grammer grammar and spelling on signs. Bad English (which is probably already a band name) can peek its worried head out the door and stroll the streets freely once more.

Aw, hot dude! Did you catch that side rosary?

Given that three of the guys have had some amount of formal Catholic education (only two of us passing), we here at SeriouslyGuys consider ourselves seriously informed on all things Catholic, or anything religious  for that matter. That’s why we applaud you, Rev. Antonio Rungi.

Rungi, an Italian priest, is running the Miss Sister 2008 pageant. It is an online beauty pageant showcasing the true beauty of some of the Brides of Christ. We here at SG are personally excited about seeing a nun with a ruler, and it being hot for the first time in our lives.

It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your robes.