What? Is there no cash in Hell?

Posted on September 2, 2008
Filed Under Zombies | |

Once again, the undead are trying to defraud our governments, but luckily, they remain overseas.

However, it seems they are getting cleverer, using the aid of the living. Ahmad Akhtary died in Afghanistan a while back. His wife has the death certificate to prove it. But then Akhtary showed up for a doctor’s appointment in England (perhaps to better determine the cause of his own death.

Luckily, Akhtary got a punishment, No, not the shot to the head that all zombies deserve, he got 60 hours of community service. His wife, who we assume has not been bitten, was sentenced to 40.

Written by Bryan McBournie