Next up: getting Snuffy off the snuff

Posted on September 9, 2008
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Thank god that the U.S. is not a socialist, commie pinko welfare state. Otherwise, our taxes might be going toward sponsoring terrorism and helping to get people healthy. Damn it, get your own self healthy, we don’t need to pay for all of your bills!

In China, an elephant, with the help of the government, has kicked its heroin habit. The rehab took three years, because of course, the moment the Chinese would leave the elephant alone, the trunk junkie would head back to the slums for a ride on the H train. However, the elephant kicked the smack habit thanks to methadone doses.

It’s no secret that heroin addiction is ravaging the elephant population in Asia. The elephants just want to forget.

Written by Bryan McBournie