Profiles in Courage: A Warrior on Trial

Posted on September 18, 2008
Filed Under War on Animals | 4 Comments |

Joseph Petcka is in court after allegedly killing a cat with his own bare hands.

Sure, a housecat is no mountain ox, but Petcka gets credit for possibly putting his words into action. (You’re all talk, Megan Fox!)

But this isn’t Mr. Petcka’s only brush with danger. He also appeared in a few episodes of Sex in the City, yet managed to escape with his life.

While the trial goes on, Jason Petcka, rest assured that this blog finds you guilty … of living a life truly courageous.

Written by Rick Snee

4 Responses to “Profiles in Courage: A Warrior on Trial”

Rob in Florida on September 18th, 2008 3:33 pm

I hope this low life scumbag gets all two(2) years of the sentence, when he’s found guilty.
Bryan McBournie on September 18th, 2008 3:45 pm

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
Anonymous on September 18th, 2008 3:48 pm

The problem with society is that humans are held in higher esteem than other life forms. 2 years? The a-hole will probably walk away with probation. If he did that to one of my animals I would cave his skull in. I hold my animals in higher esteem than I do most people, and Joseph Petcka is a prime example of why I feel this way.
Bryan Schools on September 18th, 2008 5:35 pm

Petka had brushes with two types of animals on Sex In The City: cougars, and the wild horse that is Sarah Jessica Parker. He was bound to snap at some point.