Nothing funny about rape …
Posted on September 22, 2008
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Until today!
Fun Fact:
Did you know that Alaska has the highest rape rate of any state in the U.S.? And that’s among a population of about 670,000 people (48% of that is women)!
That fun fact comes to you from this story: Sarah Palin’s town, Wasilla, required rape victims to pay for their own inspection kits.
How could anyone justify charging victims for the physical evidence-collecting kits of their violent sexual attack? Simple, really: “evidence” is just another word for “souvenir.” You know, like those photos on roller coasters.
Written by Rick SneeDon’t run from hurricanes, drink them
Posted on September 22, 2008
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Having trouple coping with your post-hurricane disaster area? Well my friend, it’s time to drink. At least, that’s what this ABC store in Texas is saying after salvaging what they could after Hurricane Ike (not Tina) rolled through. The store is selling their salvaged alcoholic beverages in the parking lot. Now its time to look out for Tropical Storm Crunk.
Written by Bryan SchoolsCleanliness = godliness, loneliness = wastefulness
Posted on September 22, 2008
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Someone notify David Caruso that he doesn’t have to take off his shades–this case has been solved!
So, remember earlier in the month when SG reported that Japanese police launched a full scale investigation over the “murder” of a real-doll? If you don’t, well, you’re probably making them happy about that. Naturally, the police have been a wee bit irritated after being humiliated in front of the world. As such, they launched an investigation that made headlines at home and abroad–which almost seems slightly counter-conducive to their feelings. Nonetheless, after seeing the trouble he caused, the body dumper, a 60-year-old Izu man, contacted police to confess. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
It seems that this man had lived with the high-tech sex doll for some years after his wife passed away. He apparently wanted to ditch it before he continued with his plans to move in with one of his children. It’s good that he’s not living up to the stereotype of creepy old pervert dude.
“It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” said the chief investigator. “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.”
As it would seem, it was never his intent to fool others and pass his sex doll off as a body. He now faces fines for breaking the Waste Management Law. It seems that we just haven’t made efficiently environmentally friendly real-dolls.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorThe McBournie Minute: Infidelities, screaming or not
Posted on September 22, 2008
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On Saturday night, I found myself sipping a mixed drink and searching through the channels for something to watch. Finally, I came across my old standby for late night entertainment: Cheaters.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the show, people contact the show because they have suspicions that their lover is cheating on them. If the case is sexy enough, Cheaters goes in with all the investigative furvor it can muster. Hidden cameras, night vision, stake outs and research are all employed and compiled until, surprisingly enough, it turns out the lover is indeed cheating. Read more
Written by Bryan McBournie