Eat My Sports: Some serious predictions
Posted on September 30, 2008
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The end of the baseball regular season is here, and all most of us can think is, “Finally!” I love baseball season, but this year’s gauntlet dragged me from late March to late September, so this year felt particularly long. It felt much longer because the Red Sox never really hit a stretch where they played exceptionally well for an extended period of time, they were just consistent. Next thing I know, I look at the standings and we were a 95-win Wild Card team. To put that in perspective, 95 wins equals winning your division, all your playoff games and going undefeated the following Spring Training for the NL West. Read more
Written by Bryan SchoolsSarah Palin?
Posted on September 30, 2008
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By the way, guess who has a nude portrait currently hanging in a North Side Chicago bar. Who says the (potential) vice president can’t inspire people?
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorMen pay two-thirds more than women at bars
Posted on September 30, 2008
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Judge Miriam Goldman Cedarbaum (a lady) ruled that Ladies’ Night is not discriminatory against men. She threw out a lawsuit in Manhattan’s federal court on the grounds “that nightclubs are not representatives of the state.”
Oh, really, your honor? Where do bars get their liquor licenses? And where are the state-owned liquor establishments?
Attorney Roy Den Hollander, whose case was thrown out, did not fail to notice the judge’s gender, either.
“He called the judge a feminist and said her dismissal of his lawsuit was consistent with the discrimination embedded in many of America’s institutions.”
When? When will men be free from discrimination? Probably never, because women are pigs.
Written by Rick SneeBikini bottom at your own risk
Posted on September 30, 2008
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Forget football. Screw soccer. New Zealand is at it again, as they’ve found a new sexy sport to obsess over: bikini snowboarding! And bikini skiing! And bikini-well, everything else that people do on the slopes. The temperature might have to drop somewhat before the fun begins, but these girls are somehow managing to keep the lads at lodgers’ cabin warm already. Or maybe that’s the alcohol.
Let’s just go with a little bit of column A, and a little bit of column B.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorDevil wolves are back on the brink
Posted on September 30, 2008
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Not to sound like PBS or anything, but we are making progress, thanks to readers like you. We reported in January that the gray wolf would be departing from the endangered species list, not because it was extinct, but sadly because there were so many of them.
We encouraged you to head out to the gray wolf’s territory, the American west and most of Canada, and it seems you listened. Ladies and gentlemen, we are please to announce that the gray wolf is going back on the endangered species list!
While this can be interpreted as bad news, because now conducting our work (killing wolves) technically means we are breaking a federal law, it is also a sign of progress. This blog feels certain that with determination, we can wipe the howlers out once and for all. Scared about federal regulations? There’s plenty of targets in Canada!
(How’s THAT for a follow-up?)
Written by Bryan McBournie