I know you didn’t think you’d hear from me again, but …
Posted on October 21, 2008
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E-cards are a lot like STDs. No one really wants to get one, and usually when someone does, it is because of a lack of planning on someone’s part. Luckily, InSpot.org has combined the two into one thing: the STD e-card.
Now you can tell that random girl or guy you hooked up with at the club that you are either accusing them of giving you something or think you gave it to them. Why an e-card? It’s simple: a phone call is just too personal, and you are more likely to know the e-mail address of someone you hook up with than their phone number (or name). We here at SG believe that this is sad. If you really want to send a card to show you care, send an actual card. That’s how they know it’s from the heart.
Possible e-cards:
- Yeah, about the other night
- Since I met you I can’t sit still
- Look, you may need to buy some special shampoo soon
- Is that a burning sensation, or are you just happy to see me?
- Please, please, please don’t tell my wife
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Diarrhea should be worthy of an e-card as well.
Dude, the “I got screwed while screwing, you might have too” card is freaking hillarious.