Take it from Snee: Now I know what sex is like
Posted on October 22, 2008
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Alright, so I threw away my broken toys last week and got married. I have now played with man things, like post-season baseball, college football and even dabbled in tuning out my wife. Yes, like a butterfly emerging forth from my basement cocoon, I have unfurled my wings to let the light beer of my college years drip off and become … a married comedy writer.
But don’t worry, SeriouslyReaders. I’m not about to turn “Take it from Snee” into Tim Allen’s next sitcom. No, I have more to bring you this week than anecdotes about my wedding. (Take my wife, for instance … please!)
No, I’ve also turned into an international man. You see, for two whole days, I had the honor–nay, privilege–of holding a temporary Bermuda driver’s license. Bermuda, of course, is an overseas territory of Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II; therefore, I was Her Sovereign’s humble subject for two glorious days in the oldest remaining British colony!
So, as a married man who’s now seen how the rest of the world lives, let me share a few insights with you ugly Americans. Read more
Written by Rick SneeBehind the eight-ball
Posted on October 22, 2008
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Maybe she should have sent one of those STD e-cards.At least that’s what our early frontrunner for our headline of the day alludes too. Welcome back to the spotlight, Lindsay Lohan. The Mean Girls star is getting tag-teamed by three guys … in a court of law. It appears as if our powdered nose actress “commandeered” an SUV and held three people captive while going on quite an adventure.
Headlines not used:
-Lindsay Lohan beating off three guys, legally
-Speed kills
-Three men and a crack whore
Porn but for the grace of God
Posted on October 22, 2008
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Oh, Sweden. We may only hear from you but every few months, but when we do, how you entertain us. For example ….
A Swedish minister has resigned from his parish after infecting the network with viruses … while surfing for porn. Considering that he only got away with a resigning, we can say that God is definitely a New Testament God rather than an Old Testament God.
Despite infecting the church’s IT system with a nasty case of Internet-phyllis, he still ranks higher in the “I’m a better dude than you” hierarchy than your stereotypical Catholic priest. Idle hands, gents.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorFine! Maybe Georgia will have change to spare
Posted on October 22, 2008
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With the economy heading down the tubes and the presidential election less than two weeks away, candidates are more in need of campaign funding but voters are more reluctant to give it to them. This, like so many other once-proud American jobs, the position of campaign financer is being outsourced overseas.
Russia’s envoy to the U.N. received a letter from the campaign of Sen. John McCain on Monday, asking for a donation of anywhere from $35 to $5,000. In the letter, McCain said he would be proud to serve the Russian envoy. Russia turned down the offer to donate. The McCain campaign said it was a mix-up on the mailing list.
The campaign added the slogan “Country First” does not declare which country comes first.
Written by Bryan McBournie