Them’s be fighting words, mom
Posted on October 27, 2008
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In our increasingly devoted coverage to the ’08 election, we have found stories of mavericks gettig mad at mavericks, a Sarah Palin fashion show, even Presidential hopeful Barack Obama rejecting a rap by Ludacris. Now the election is hitting home and dividing our families, including the most sacred mother and daughter relationship. But look out mothers, cause daughters become lovers and turn into mothers (that’s enough, John Mayer).
Anywho, look out America. Our government hit your wallet to support million-dollar salaried Wall Street execs, now they’re after your family.
Written by Bryan SchoolsOh, that maverick!
Posted on October 27, 2008
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If there’s one thing a maverick can’t stand … it’s a maverick?
As the French say, such is life, in regards to the latest news from the John McCain presidential campaign. McCain aides are growing increasingly frustrated as vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin continues to not use “the remarks [they] sent her on the plane.”
They now have a term for when Sarah’s “just being Sarah:” “going rogue.”
One campaign source–unidentified, of course–painted an even more interesting portrait:
“‘She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone,’ this McCain adviser said. ‘She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else.
‘Also, she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves, as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.’”
Fortunately, we’re not voting for the reckless maverick that speaks off the cuff and rejects party lines for vice president: we’re voting for the straight-talkin’ maverick that scripts talking points for his vice presidential candidate.
(Did your head just explode?)
Written by Rick SneeTheir teamwork will be the end of us
Posted on October 27, 2008
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A fire set in a house? Bad.
A fire set in a house to rid the world of cats? Great.
A dog going in to save a litter of kittens? Good. He might do our job for us.
The dog saving the kittens and still being alive, thus adding more soldiers to their side? Not so good.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorThe McBournie Minute: Drinking with the candidates
Posted on October 27, 2008
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At this point, the presidential candidates and their vice presidential picks have been covered, analyzed and talked about to death. All that is left are rumors and we can leave those to the rumor mongers. (What is a monger, by the way?)
That being said, I figured out an angle that all of the mainstream media, all of the New Media and bloggers have not yet been able to cover: what are the candidates like when you get a couple drinks in them at the bar. I sat down with each of the candidates over the past week and discussed the issues that matter to Joe Sixpack, like who is going to pay the tab. The Democrats won the coin toss backstage and have elected to go first. Read more
Written by Bryan McBournie