Lethal hat tosses and car stunts are one thing

Posted on November 11, 2008
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Roger Moore, better known as the Bond who has been overshadowed by the legendary performances of George Lazenby and Timothy Dalton, says that he doesn’t like the direction the new James Bond movies have taken.

They are just too violent these days, Moore said. In his day, Bond was more pithy and relied on having intimate relations with strange women in order to entertain the crowd. Rampant sexism, racism and midgetism be damned, violence is the one thing than cannot be tolerated.

Remember when James Bond walked around with a little gun and made clever puns after people accidentally died through no fault of his? That Bond must certainly have a market today.

“I suggested my Bond would have charmed the information out of her by bedding her first. My Bond was a lover and a giggler, but I went along with Guy,” the British actor wrote.

Oh, James “Giggles” Bond, where have you gone?

Written by Bryan McBournie