Times are tough.
Sure, times have been tough in the past, but that was character-building tough, bear-wrestling tough. Things right now, well, they’re more like bear-raping tough.
What we need right now are leaders. Leaders with plans and assertive dominance who can guide us through what needs to be done.
You.
Yes, you (not your mom, who’s reading over your shoulder) could be that leader. That is why The Guys are gonna share with you how to be a leader.
It happens to every guy. You shoot accidentally in bed, much to the disappointment of your partner. A married couple in Ohio had just such a situation, except for the fact that it was a gun that went off. Story first, questions later.
Timothy Havens told police he was having sex with his astranged wife, when the incident happened. He reached for something on the nightstand and the pistol fired, hitting his wife in the chest. The man was arrested because he was in violation of a protective order against him filed by his wife, who is now in the hospital.
Yeah …
Forget Anthrax! Screw weapons of mass destruction! Smallpox, you’re just old news! The real threat to human safety is not on the planet, but above the planet.
It’s that time of the year again! Yes, the world’s scientific community has gotten together, not to finally give us our f—ing jet-packs already, but to give awareness to the world that the most serious threat to Earth are asteroids. Something Hollywood has been telling us for the past ten years, at least.
To sum up the points of the conference:
What can save us now:
Is someone following you? Do you feel like you are being watched? Do you get repeated friend requests on Facebook from people you don’t know? Is someone harassing you over the phone? If so, you may have a stalker.
No one knows that better than Rep. Illena Ros-Lehtinen (R-Fla.), who keeps getting prank phone calls from someone named Barack Obama, claiming he is the president-elect. Ros-Lehtinen received a call from her stalker yesterday. He claimed he just wanted to talk, but she hung up on him. The man, his feelings having been hurt by the one he was reaching out to, had his buddy call her instead.
It was Rep. Rham Emanuel (D-Ill.), someone she knows from work. He claimed that Obama was the president-elect and really wanted to talk to her. Ros-Lehtinen was not going to have her feelings manipulated by a mutual acquaintance, so she hung up on him, too. Besides, he was delusional as well, claiming he was going to be Obama’s chief of staff.
Since the frightening incident, Ros-Lehtinen has not posted anything on her Web site. There are no statements, press releases or blog entries about the incident. This blog is pleased to see that, because recognition would only encourage the stalker, whoever this “Obama” guy is.
If someone is stalking you, please, contact the authorities.
