Love is in the air. You can tell this because card companies have been telling you so since the day after Christmas. Yes, tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, the day of love and romantic stuff that women extort us for. If you were busy rushing to see Friday the 13th, odds are you missed it.
We’ll smoke ’em out
Microsoft wants the head of whoever wrote a computer worm that is currently spreading across networks but not causing any serious damage. The computer mammoth is so upset over the worm that it is offering a $250,000 bounty on the creator’s head. In other news, the worm is rumored to be laced with peanut butter.
Hope for 200 years
President Abraham Lincoln turned 200 this week. The birthday was part of the theme of President Barack Obama’s whistle stop tour just before he took office. He has been invoking the fellow Ohioan’s name ever since. The country celebrated the historic birthday by growing beards and freeing whatever slaves they still have left over.
Ladies and gentlemen, the man who sings “Take You Down”
Musician Chris Brown was charged by police in connection to a domestic assault, believed to be on girlfriend Rihanna. The story broke just before the Grammys on Sunday night. Witnesses say Brown kicked a female out of his car and then beat her about the face. Brown, 19, has since changed his Facebook status to “single.” That’s real.