A new study seems to show that adolescent drinking is linked to clothing with alcohol stuff on it. Naturally, all the the whistle-blowers and sobriety freaks are pointing to this and saying, “AHA! We have finally found the link to why our teenagers want to drink to excess like we did when we were that age!”
Folks, this is completely and utterly retarded. Kids don’t want to drink because of brand loyalty or hidden messages sent through advertising on trucker hats, they want to drink because it’s cool.
Seriously, how long ago was it that you were underage? Regardless of how long ago high school was for you, one thing is universal: coolness is the only thing that matters. You just want to be cool enough that people quit picking on you and that cute guy or girl will want to pay attention to you for a little while. Why is drinking cool? Why is having a sports car cool? They just are, especially at that age. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Drinking is cool