The Scots have a drinking problem?

In a big shocker to the world at large, the Scots apparently are enjoying a wee bit much of the whiskey at a discount price for the government’s liking. The Scottish government is looking to defuse low prices on alcohol in order to lower the country’s drinking consumption. And we thought they encouraged drinking …

The plan is to have a minimum price set on one unit of alcohol. We here at SG don’t believe in such policies, as they directly contradict our human rights to 10 cent drafts from four to seven, as well as the obligatory ladies’ night. Great Scot!

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