You Missed It: Hold me edition
Posted on April 3, 2009
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It’s the fifth day of the work week, and that can mean only one thing: it’s Friday. (For those of you who thought “You Missed It,” thanks.) This week has seemed longer than most, for me anyway. I am sure I’m not the only one out there who feels like that. Yet I checked, the number of days was the exact same as usual, as were the amounts of hours within those days. In any case, if you were busy chasing away a Google vehicle mapping your neighborhood, odds are you missed it.
London hugging
The Group of 20, of G20 met this week in London to talk about important stuff, we can only assume. Admit the gathering of the minds was the requisite band of protesters outside. But First Lady Michelle Obama was the one that got the U.K. riled up. Upon meeting Queen Elizabeth II, the queen hugged Obama around the waist, and Obama returned the gesture. This is apparently some sort of big deal, because you’re not supposed to touch the queen, and she almost never touches people. In other news, monacrchies are nuts.
Efron’s gotta cut loose
After over a year in the works, it was announced this week that Zac Enfron was leaving production of the remake of Footloose. Concerns of being pigeonholed in the singing/dancing genre were rumored to be the reason. This of course is devastating news, because we were this close to Five Degrees of Zac Efron.
Can’t wait for the Michelle Rodriguez DUI scene
The new Fast and the Furious movie comes out today, cleverly titled Fast & Furious. The original stars are back. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker take time off from their busy, busy schedules to give back to the franchise that gave them so much. I have not seen this movie yet, but I have reason to believe 4Fast 4Furious will be the Gone with the Wind of our generation.
Easy to solve mystery stumps New York
Posted on April 3, 2009
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New York, New York, it’s a helluva town. It’s also not the smartest one either. Residents of the Palisades community of New York have reported seeing a big black cat roaming around their residences. Sightings size it up at larger than a mid-size dog.
This isn’t that hard to solve. It’s simply former martial arts movie actor Jim Kelly taking a leisurely stroll around a New York suburb while out on vacation from his Southern California home. Geez, talk about jumping to conclusions, you racist people.
Wait. What’s that you say? It’s got a tail? And fur that’s not spread out similar to a large afro?
Oh, it’s totally a really big black panther then. That’s right animals, we’re on to your late-night espionage tactics!
Story courtesy of Adrienne
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorVictory!
Posted on April 3, 2009
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For those of you that follow celeb news, you know that the forces of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt (Brangelina … ugh) and Madonna have been trying to adopt every child in the world in their attempt to raise an army and enslave the human race rescue them. Not only does this make for incredibly boring news, it also makes it painfully obvious how much these stars need a swift kick in the ass to knock them off their power trip.
Thank you Malawi Justice Department! You have blocked the adoption of one of your children to Madonna. Now we’re guessing that she’ll just go and cry into her ####tons of money.
Written by Bryan SchoolsFunny guys get girls?
Posted on April 3, 2009
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Here’s some news: women say they like guys who can make them laugh. That is pretty much the same thing they have been saying for decades. But, a new study done in England confirms it once again. Women think they are attracted to a guy who is funny. This is another example of women having no idea what they are talking about.
Of course, funny guys know better. Sure, being able to make a girl laugh is a plus, but that ability in itself is not what makes girls get all squirmy. If that were true, I would have girls throwing themselves at me in college. Comedians would be on par with rock stars. Sadly, neither is true. The truth is most girls like guys who appear confident and can make a joke now and then.
In other news, the sky is blue.
Written by Bryan McBournie