So, I’ve got good news and bad news.
The good news is that the latest Hugh Jackman vehicle, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, is light-years better than the last X-men movie, X-Men: The Last Stand.
The bad news? That’s akin to saying the flu is better than lung cancer.
Delve inside to find out what the jury wants to say about the movie. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’
According to Rupert Murdoch, we might have to pay to read The New York Post online!
(Don’t tell him we haven’t been reading it for free.)
When it comes to being on the radio, it used to mean you were just ugly. Nowadays, it also helps to be a moron like Michael Savage.
Savage, who is known to rally the simple and easily-led against any further immigration and sealing off the borders, is angry because he’s not allowed to visit England.
Let’s break that down:
1. Savage hates foreigners coming to his country for, in his opinion, ruining the language, refusing to respect our government and breaking the law to enter because they’re not on the official list. (A list that he wants eliminated, by the way.)
2. He wants to enter the United Kingdom, a country whose language some would believe we’ve ruined, whose constitutional monarchy is the butt of our jokes and he’d have to break the law to get in because he’s not on the list. (Actually, he’s on a list: the do-not-allow-into-the-UK list.)
3. Savage hates lawyers for defending illegal immigrants in the United States and believes that their efforts to change immigration law is morally wrong.
4. He’s using British lawyers to get him off the banned list, changing British immigration law.
So, the real message of the Savage Nation would be: “Can I please leave the United States of America? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?“
You thought that retired players were the only ones pissed that they weren’t getting that sweet, sweet EA sports video game money?
A number of deaths have been attempted to be pinned on Counter-Strike over the years, but never has the venerable online shooter ever been directly involved. At least, that is, until now. In a Russian Internet café, a match ended violently … and so did the real life repercussion as a Russian teenager was killed. What a N00B.
Russian court documents have revealed that in May of last year, the victim was playing CS against his “friend in an internet cafe when things got nasty.” Two separate fistfights broke out between the pair, and when they eventually left, the accused set upon the victim, beating him in the head and torso until he died at the scene. Clearly, camping was involved in both the game and in real life.
The attacker has since been found guilty of grievous bodily harm and is sentenced to four years in a juvenile detention center. The lamest part of this? As I’ve learned from people playing the game, fist fights are the worst part of the game. Everyone knows that real players use guns.
It’s meaningless study time again! Want to guess which of the wealthiest nations eats more in terms of time? The answer may surprise you. Want to know who sleeps the most? Well, it’s the same country.
But rather than get into that, let’s get to the more important question: who the hell in this country sleeps an average of 8.5 hours a night?
This survey was most likely not talking about kids, but since when do Americans sleep more than eight hours? We bleary-eyed, contributing members of society, and more so, those of us who are not opposed to the night life, would like to know who is sleeping in. Is it you old people? Maybe the farmers waking up at the crack of dawn and going to bed after sunset?
Anyway, the answers from the first questions we asked: the French eat more and sleep more. That makes sense. All that cigarette smoking and philosophical debating in cafés can really wear you out–and work up an appetite.
