Take it from Snee: Let’s talk about death, baby
Posted on May 13, 2009
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Between posts about drunken superheroes and Star Trek, I’ve allowed “Take it from Snee” to devolve into a frivolous, silly column. This is not good and must be remedied.
After all, it’s featured on a Web site called SeriouslyGuys — not Whimsically nor Fancy-Freeily, but Seriously. That is why I’ve decided to look at a very serious topic that deserves a straightforward, intellectual examination: what happens when we die.
It’s an important topic because, unless you’re one of the many bots trying to spam this site with porn, you are going to die. Worse yet, everyone who has died has refused to come back …. Well, there was this one guy, but we’re still arguing about what he saw.
So, I know you’re afraid of dying and the unknown, and that’s why you can take it from Snee that this is exactly what happens when you die. Read more
Written by Rick SneeMoney for nothing, check for free
Posted on May 13, 2009
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In these harsh economic times (cliche point for me!), it’s not easy getting money. Nonetheless, here are simple steps to get a free dose of gubbament cheddar:
- Be dead.
- Be dead for over 40 years.
It’s that simple.
Put on your tin hats, kids. It’s conspiracy time. According to the government,
Social Security representatives said there is a good explanation. Of the about 52 million checks that have been mailed out, about 10,000 of those have been sent to people who are deceased.
That’s not a good reason. It’s an extremely costly reason. It’s also not the real reason. Everyone knows that the real reason is that the government is secretly attempting to fund a covert nation of zombies. Clearly.
How utterly despicable.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorGood show. That was just pun-derful.
Posted on May 13, 2009
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If there were any passing tanks of flour, there’d be sweet potato pie for all.
Traffic jams absolutely suck. There’s no other way about it. But how can we make them better?
Make all traffic jams be created by spilt sweet potatoes. In Baltimore, a section of a major interstate had to be shut down for a bit. Why so? A tractor trailer full of sweet potatoes lost its load. A delicious time was had by all the EMTs.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorObama Bin Laden?
Posted on May 13, 2009
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Well it was only a matter of time before the Cheney family started taking aim at the Obama administration. Following her dad’s footsteps of taking bad shots at people, Liz Cheney has accused President Obama of siding with the terrorists in his decision to release US prison photos.
You know, of course its totally OK to criticize the release of photos. But confronting her dad, who had these acts committed while he was in a position of power, is completely out of line.
Written by Bryan SchoolsSnakes in a Toilet
Posted on May 13, 2009
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The can is the one place where a man can really be alone. There, he can think, pick his nose, or eat his lunch, all while doing his business. But this site of tranquility also is open to attack.
A Taiwanese man had just such a nightmare happen to him. According to the China Times, the man sat down on the john and then felt a knife-like pain in his junk. There was a snake in the toilet bowl waiting to strike. The worst part about this is that it the attack hit his manly manly part. We all have nightmares about that. Good luck pooping today.
Written by Bryan McBournie