… to Reveille and Brillstein Entertainment for possibly removing Ashton Kutcher, his new movie and Demi Moore from Twitter.
This was a tough thank you because the TV production company creates reality shows, but sometimes — sometimes — the ends justify the means.
Outkast rapper, Big Boi, is addicted to fashion — in the form of sneakers — and he’s not afraid who knows it! The grown man owns over 400 pairs. He must have some huge walk-in closets!
Mr. Boi and other “sneakerheads” collect rare special edition sneakers, focusing on rare, expensive limited editions, often made of high fashion materials like alligator skin or designed by artists.
Now, before you jump to any comparisons to the Sex in the City gals, let us remind you that these men are collecting sneakers and there’s nothing feminine about that. Nothing at all.
A Hispanic woman was nominated to the Supreme Court. California’s court upheld a ban on same-sex marriage. GM may possibly go out of business this week. North Korea has been shooting off short-range missiles.
None of these headlines compare to the true hot news story: an Alaskan man is now the mustache-iest man in the world.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Well, if dressing up as a nun and flashing people on the island of Crete is a crime, then send us straight to jail. Fortunately for 17 cross-bearing cross-dressers, no one came to their trial to say one bad word against them, thus proving once again that God has a sense of humor.
We think of Canada as a bunch of wusses, but in reality, they are downright scary. Luckily for us, they are also our closest allies.
PETA (People for Egregious Treason and Animals) and other traitorous organizations have sharply criticized Canada for its annual seal hunt. The groups fail to see the reason baby seals must be killed. Perhaps they would better understand if a baby seal snuck into their house at night and dragged off their children. It happens in Canada all the time.
In an act of defiance to all critics, a Canadian official gutted a freshly-killed seal, pulled out its heart and ate it raw. If that’s not a clear message, this blog has no idea what is. The official was actually Governor General Michaelle Jean. A governor general is like the Queen’s representative to England’s territories, so basically it’s like Queen Elizabeth herself ate the heart. Good show!
The heart-eating was not just to make our enemies think that Canada is bats&$t insane, but it was a message that, and this is true, traditional seal hunting is indeed humane.
“After eating the heart during a stop in Nunavut’s Rankin Inlet, Jean wiped her blood-soaked fingers with a tissue.”
