Miami must maintain its classy image

Posted on June 8, 2009
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Miami–it’s dirty, it’s poor and it’s filled with trend-humping clubbers. It also is the location of many famous movies and television shows. But now, it’s moved up a notch for us, at least Miami Beach has.

The City of Miami Beach is evicting Mr. Clucky, who is quite famous in town. For those of you who do not know who Mr. Clucky is, he is a rooster that sits on his master’s shoulder and goes about town, often on a bicycle.

Mr. Clucky has been the grand marshall of parades and become a mascot of sorts in his area. But someone, an anonymous patriot, saw that what was going on was wrong, and complained to the city government. Now, because Mr. Clucky is a farm animal, which is not allowed in the city limits, he has to pack up his feathers and get out.

Well done, citizens!

Written by Bryan McBournie